Let’s face it, every guy wants a big penis. The topic dominates pop culture, locker room jeering, and teenage male bravado. Whereas there is room for debate among both guys and girls about other male characteristics such as body type (muscular versus skinny, for example), height, and weight, it is universally understood that no guy in the world would prefer to have a small or average penis instead of a big one.
But what are the specific benefits of having a big penis? How does it actually improve your life and help you in the bedroom? The benefits are many, but here are three of the biggest (no pun intended) ones I can think of, at least from my own personal experience.
1. Much better dirty talk. Okay, so maybe I sound like a freak by saying this (and really, that is okay with me!) but one of my favorite things to do when I’m having sex with a girl is to talk very, very dirty. I think it heightens the excitement for both of us, makes the experience much more intense. It’s my favorite way to just totally let myself go during sex and be completely uninhibited, and convince my partner to do the same. The problem when I was small was that not being very well endowed made dirty talk extremely difficult. I mean, what can you say outloud to really assert yourself in bed with a girl when you’re not packing much meat down below. “Spread your legs baby, I’m gonna fill you up with disappointment and mediocrity!” Sorry, it just doesn’t work that way! Having a big penis is crucial to being able to dirty talk effectively. Imagine you’re satisfying a girl with your big penis, she’s really into it, right on the brink, and you can deliver a line like, “Come on baby, I want to feel you climax all over my big, thick, (you know what)!” Then hearing you say that totally pushes her over the edge and she has her most intense orgasm ever. I know what it feels like because I’ve done it! Having a large penis improves your dirty talk, which will greatly improve your sex life.
2. Sex with the lights on. When I was small, this was never an option. I made sure the room was pitch black. It’s not like I could conceal the fact that I wasn’t very well endowed, but I didn’t want it to be out in plain sight for her to see. My hope was that if I got her really excited orally, I could slide it in without her having to see it, feel it with her hands, or really consciously consider how small I was. When I got bigger using natural enlargement exercises, I finally got the confidence to start whipping it out and letting my partners take a good look at it — you know, admire it. This led to me having sex with the lights on for the first time ever, and let me tell you what, I was missing out when I was too shy to do that. Now I love having the lights on because I can see every little detail of HER naked body — including how wet she is down below!
3. Not worrying about your girl’s past partners. This was my biggest fear when I was small. Who has she been with before? And more importantly, how big was he? Or how big were THEY (because let’s face it, most girls have had multiple partners these days)? I knew at 5.5 inches, I was smaller than most of them, and I knew the minute I pulled it out that they would make a mental comparison and be disappointed. Now that I’m large, I don’t give a hoot who a girl I’m having sex with has been with before! I know she’s going to get one look, taste, and feel of me and forget all about her past!